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fuckyeahricksantorum: juchepresident: i want someone to follow rick santorum around everywhere and say “no” in a really stern voice every time he tries to speak someone should get him a magic conch shell

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“My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of...”

– Maya Angelou (via xxxi-i-mcmxcii) ETERNALLY CO-SIGNED. I’ve known brilliant insightful people who never finished college, never finished high school, and even some that can’t read/write beyond signing their name. I’ve also known people with PhDs and ivy league degrees who are airheads that are...

Mar 1st

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timel0rdvictorious: you know what i don’t understand when people are like oh yeah i’m pro choice but i don’t think sluts who get pregnant all the time should be able to just get an abortion every time lmao okay do you really think any woman just goes out and gets pregnant then gets an abortion just for the hell of it like that’s what women do when they get bored just head down to the abortion...

Mar 1st

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emilygoddess: I hope Rick Santorum gets an itch on his junk during a campaign speech and there’s no podium to hide behind.

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aAAH MY SWEET VIRGINITY

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sometimes I forget how hard I ship ryden

Mar 1st

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because.  Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN.  You can buy condoms by the dozens.  Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure."  Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours.  Here, try these.  They have ribs on them.  And this one glows in the dark!!  LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!  
Government: But seriously, you're a man.  You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

Mar 1st

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juchepresident: i hope rick santorum goes over to his best friend’s house to play mario kart 64 but his friend won’t let him play as player 1 and makes him play on the crappy controller with sticky buttons and against all odds rick is ahead on the third lap of rainbow road and about to pull off a major upset victory when in the last three seconds of the race his friend (who is playing as toad)...

Mar 1st

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“So Miss Fluke, and the rest of you Feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going...”

– Rush Limbaugh Apparently calling her a slut because she uses contraceptives just wasn’t vile enough for this man. (via breanieswordvomit) Rush Limbaugh: all class, all the time (via foulmouthedliberty) Good grief. What a vile pig. (via reagan-was-a-horrible-president) Would you look at that....

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